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ta1k-less:

actually lil nas x is the only celebrity that exists

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deetvleet:

nerviovago:

The floor is lava!

Goats will see a flat surface and ask “Is anyone gonna climb this?” and not even wait for an answer

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captainjamietkirk:

badjokesbyjeff:

Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill?

Because they had to go home and change first.

JEFF MY GUY

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animatedtext:
“requested by ratchildmcgee
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animatedtext:

requested by ratchildmcgee

#me
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chewbacca:

🌼 [source: motherthemountain on instagram]

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today is not my birthday

pastabot:

reblog if your birthday is not today